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Harsh Surana
Jul 03 2008, 09:01 AMA man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted into the lawyer's office.
The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?"
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."
"Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"
"Yes it is", answered the lawyer, "What's your third question?"
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J. M.
Jul 21 2009, 04:20 PMFunny one. But where are the others? Ok, here's one more:
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."
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Jul 21 2009, 04:27 PMHey Harsh, I just saw that you wrote in the group description: "If there are no posts, I shall try to post at least one legal joke a day." Was that a joke, too? Well, you could still give it a try!
;-)
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